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| My brother, Real Man of Genius. |
THE VIRGIN VEGAN PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS.
reeeal men of geeniuuuUUUs
TODAY I SALUTE YOU, MISTER WATER SPORTS IN JANUARY GUY
Mister water sports in January guy!
ANY WAKEBOARDER CAN GET TRICKY IN JULY, BUT IT TAKES HUGE COJONES TO CRAVE A SESSION IN THE MIDDLE OF A SNOW STORM.
No, he don't get frost bite!
ICE AGE? BRING IT ON. CROCHET ME SOME WATER-PROOF MITTENS, GRANDMA. MAYBE A RUBBER SCARF TOO.
Gotta love your Grandma!
AND WHY DO YOU BRAVE AN ICICLE MUSTACHE JUST TO CATCH 33 DEGREE AIR? BECAUSE LANDING THE TWISTY MCSNOWFLAKE IS BETTER THAN HOT CHOCOLATE, THAT'S WHY.
Don't forget the marshmallows!
SO CRACK THROUGH THE SURFACE ICE ON YOUR LAKE, SNOWPLOW WAKEBOARDER. BECAUSE SPRING'S COMING AND WATER SPORTS IN THE HEAT IS FOR PUSSIES.
Mister Water Sports in January Guuuuuuy.
AMAZING!
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Wakeboarding is awesome! I would definitely want to try it! I have tried water white rafting before but haven't tried this one. I'll definitely visit the place.
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